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"What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria? An applause...."
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"What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe? Fur traders."
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"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"
"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walks into a bar He orders a drink."
"A blind man walks into a bar... ... a table, and a chair."
"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say? This one really sucks."
"Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65."
"If men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing it."
"Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them."