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Joke of the Day
"My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer."
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"Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?"
"I don't understand... My wife keeps telling me to load the dishwasher... Then she gets mad when I pour her a double..."
"My girlfriend told me to get something to make her look sexy for her birthday. So I bought myself a 12 pack."
"Jokes about stuttering ...are a big big, no no."
"I think Santa is a pimp all he talks about are Hos."
"I thought I'd tell you a good time travel joke... but you didn't like it."
"How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they enlighten themselves."
"When Beyonce is on her period... ...does Jay Z have 100 problems?"
"Drop what you're doing right now and go take a look at tonight's moon in the iPhone weather app. Gorgeous."