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Joke of the Day
"I got my car towed by a celebrity yesterday. I don't even have THAT big of a car."
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"I wish I could just ""like"" a text message so I don't have to respond."
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"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent."
"How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb None, because change can only come from a revolution of the working classes."
"What do you call unpredictable nudity? Erratica."
"What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !"
"Sneezed while doing sign language and accidentally threw up a gang sign. 17 drug lords are chasing me down the street. Send help."
"Why doesn't Barbie have a family? Because Ken comes in another box."
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