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Joke of the Day

"Epilepsy is a real problem, you shouldn't make light of it. Or rather, you shouldn't make light then dark then light at a rapid pace of it."

"To the woman that told her husband to ""bite my ballsack"" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life."

"One of the best ways to disguise the sound of a fart is to do it during the 4 claps in the Friends theme song."

"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"

"Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend."

"Why was the potato chip angry? Because he was salty Edit: im so sorry."

"I like my women like I like my coffee In a cup"

"My brief gig as a lounge singer ended when I asked 4 requests & realized I didn't know the song ""Get Off the Stage or Die."" Elvis, maybe?"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche sitting in my garage"

"Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, ""YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!"""