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Joke of the Day

"To the woman that told her husband to ""bite my ballsack"" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life."

"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."

"Jesus Christ.. ..."

"A year ago, I likened Trump to an African dictator. Today, I think I owe African dictators an apology."

"How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost? They'll hold a Beyonceance."

"What does a snail riding on a turtles back say? WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people, they always think you mean other people."

"What do you call a possessed chicken? Poultrygeist."

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer."