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Joke of the Day
"Fcuk you Adobe! I spend more time downloading Adobe updates than i've ever spent using Adobe."
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"Batman walks into a Wayne Enterprise meeting and starts talking stocks. He realises he forgot to change. He drops a gas pellet and runs out."
"why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? because everybody that can run, swim or jump in in the united states..."
"I heard someone say their podcast was on ""hiatus"", guess that sounds better than ""my mom took away my laptop""."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute after their session? ""Keep the tip."""
"My dog used to chase people on a bike all the time It got so bad I had to take his bike away."
"What does heroin make you feel like? More heroin."
"So we didn't get the first woman President, it's an even bigger step... ...the first developmentally disabled President!"
"If a bunch of white people running down a hill is an avalanche, what is a bunch of black people running down a hill? A prison break."
"I'm my own worst enemy, but there are literally hundreds of people tied for second place."