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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull."
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"If a red man lives in a red house, a blue man lives in a blue house..... a green man lives in a green house. Then who lives in the white house? A black man"
"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"
"That was easy... Said Yoda, after to Staples he went."
"Mommy, mommy can I lick the bowl out? Noooo...just flush the toilet like a normal person......"
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what happens when a Foghorn blows? I say-I say, you get cum in your mouth"
"[God, creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer."
"""Hey babe, you smell that?"" ""No."" ""Me neither, start cooking."""
"*Runs into bank with gun* Alright! Everyone put your hands up! *Tickles everyone*"
"Have you ever been to a Native American orgy? It's fucking intense man!"