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Joke of the Day
"I figured out why we abbreviate BlowJob with BJ 'cuz it's a mouthful"
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"I just saw a hot mom at McDonalds spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground ...so I threw my fries on the ground too."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"
"My bowel is upset. Must be full of shit."
"If you enjoy waking up and checking to see what died, get a fish tank"
"A con artist, a pervert, and a racist walks into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says ""The usual, Mr. Trump?"""
"If by 'lucky' you mean I remember to clean the lint trap so it doesn't self combust, then yes, I'm up all night to get lucky. . . Again."
"I got a new fridge today. It's pretty cool."
"What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket? Lindt choclate."
"If you want your uninvited guests to leave, seat them comfortably in the basement, then go upstairs and watch TV."