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Joke of the Day

"My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z .... ..... .... Wait... Shit..."

"A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot"

"Why put it in my calendar when I can just wait until someone texts me ""Where the hell are you?"""

"why do they throw shit at a pakistani wedding? keeps the flies away from the bride"

"That kid looks like me. Somebody should warn him."

"Told my kid that he had a viral infection and now he's excited because he thinks he's going to be famous online."

"It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%"

"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love cracking open a cold one!"

"Whenever I see an account with a persons full name I always check to see if they're famous or stupid"

"But it's not my choice I'm single by choice"