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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? ImPasta"
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"What do you call a gay chicken? A cock a dude'll do!"
"""Wow the service here is really good"" - snail after waiting 40 mins for a Big Mac"
"Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
"How does a 49er fan change a light bulb? He doesn't he just talks about how great it use to be"
"If you think Hillary is going to drop out of the presidential race, you should know Hillary doesn't go down... That's why Bill had Monica."
"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourette's Society... It's the thought that cunts!"
"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"
"What do you call a homosexual weight lifter? Trap Queen"
"I am a Art major Leave me a loan"