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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fake noodle? ImPasta"

"If I share something clever and witty on Facebook, don't try and out clever me with your comment. I don't come over and blow out your candles on your cake."

"It's cute that you think everyone is jealous of you. We actually just don't like you."

"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."

"What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!"

"I ever tell you about the time I dated a midget? I was just nuts over her"

"I'm sorry guys Why can't Sally ride the swings? Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there? Not Sally..."

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."

"If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight."

"Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom ""wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"" ..who told you about science"