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Joke of the Day

"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."

"So I tried to get a ride from Subway., Turns out that they don't deliver"

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over sir? Me: Because you suck at finding rapists, murders, molesters, thieves, and arsonists?"

"What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old."

"""You're better than that"" is almost never true"

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits."

"How many germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nein"

"The Fly and R Kelly A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks ""Mr Kelly could you please sing me a song?"" R Kelly pauses in thought then replies ""I believe I can, fly""."

"What do you call a fake thong (flipflop)? A scandal!"

"If I heard Matthew McConaughey only drank water out of a garden hose attached to the side of his house, I'd totally believe it."