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Joke of the Day
"It's cute that you think everyone is jealous of you. We actually just don't like you."
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"What do people in florida do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it."
"""How big do you suppose that fence is?"" ""I reckon that fence is around a yard."""
"Two men walk into a bar The third one ducks"
"Date *pulls out clipboard* ""Name?"" ""Uh.. Beth."" ""Ok.. Check. Kids?"" ""No"" ""Check. Club Penguin username?"" ""What's that?"" *drops clipboard*"
"the children's version of ""The Catcher In The Rye"" is called ""My Little Phony"""
"Your stick-figure family of 6 really isn't necessary. No one sees your minivan and mistakes you for wild and single."
"As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating."
"My dad: See, when you said you'd met a ""special someone"" we thought... Me: Go on. My dad: Me: [taking hold of the penguin's flipper] GO ON."
"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"