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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You have to look for the Fresh Prince."
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"Why was the fish swimming backwards? It didn't want to get water in its eyes."
"Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one."
"Bruce Jenner Coffee! It's so mild that it can change a strong man into a gentle lady with only two sips, and about $100,000 in cosmetic surgery."
"Be safe this weekend, otherwise your dumb friends will end up telling some local news reporter how you were always the ""life of the party."""
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"I'm seriously considering taking up falconry. Someone pisses me off? BAM! Falcon, right in the face."
"Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do."
"What do you call a Hawaiian homosexual? A tropical fruit."
"I told my mom that bukkake is Japanese for bundt cake... I hope I'm there when she orders dessert at the steak house."