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Joke of the Day
"What did the painter say to her boyfriend? ""I love you with all my art!"""
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"I like my woman like I like my coffee Served at 160F."
"My friend asked if I knew what kind of sweater he was wearing. I said I had no idea, he said ""Guess."" ""Hollister?"" ""No. Guess."" ""North face?"" ""No... Guess"" I sill don't know."
"My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year."
"I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar. It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung."
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had 4 doors it would be a sedan."
"Why do sharks live in saltwater? Because pepperwater makes them sneeze."
"I wonder if anyone besides me has the bumper sticker, ""Proud parent of your wife's kid."""
"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)"