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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if anyone besides me has the bumper sticker, ""Proud parent of your wife's kid."""
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"Deer nuts are cheap they're under a buck."
"There's a new Starbucks opening down the street. I WONDER WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE."
"A sodium atom undergoes a vigorous reaction with flourine... How do you feel?"" Asks the fluoride ion. ""Positively shell shocked"" the sodium ion replied."
"What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie? Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)"
"What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose? Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love? Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!"
"I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep."
"What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese? Gruyeauuuurrrrrrrrrr"
"April Showers Bring May Flowers. What do May Flowers Bring? Pilgrims."
"When my Internet is down for more than 2 minutes, I assume Western civilization has collapsed so I start looting."