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Joke of the Day

"My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart."

"What's better than being up to your knees in beer? Being up to your nuts in cider."

"The Holocaust."

"If you type in ""google"" in google search, it shows you pictures of your grandkids"

"Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!"

"I was reading a book on antigravity. I couldn't put it down."

"What time does Sean Connery like to go to Wimbledon at? Tenish."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some chicks. (nephew made this joke, he's 5 years old :o)"

"If your coffee tastes like mud... It's probably fresh ground..."

"My Mom taught me to treat others the way I want to be treated so I always walk up to strangers and spray canned cheese in their mouth."