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Joke of the Day

"Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It's always ""KILL"" or ""MURDER"" or ""YOU'RE OUT OF NUTELLA"""

"""Something's keeping me from masturbating,"" the young woman confided to her doctor. ""I can't quite put my finger on it."""

"Roses Are Red... Roses are red, Voilets are violet, This misconseption Makes me violent"

"What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house"

"At some point your mother has purposely clicked on a link displaying a black penis. Sweet dreams."

"I made a deposit at the sperm bank last night. She really hates it when I call her that though."

"Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome... have both ups and downs?"

"When I punish my 16 I don't take away her phone I take away her charger and then I watch the fear in her eyes as her battery dies. It's fun"

"My parent trap worked perfectly. I now have five parents."

"I've got my ion you, baby!"