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Joke of the Day
"Mirror mirror on the wall. Forget the fairest. Who would you fuck?"
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"Lifes a bitch Grab it by the pussy"
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"I could never be a detective. I can't even solve equations, let alone crimes."
"Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer."
"WebMD's slogan should be ""It could be nothing.. but its probably cancer."""
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"What did one saggy boob say to the other one? You know, if we don't get a lift, people will think we're nuts."
"How do u kill a blonde ? Give her a knife and ask her who is the prettiest of all ."
"I don't understand why banks keep their pens chained to the counter If I trust you with my money, then you should trust me with your pen!"