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Joke of the Day

"I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down memory lane."

"My pants are also my iPhone grease wipes."

"What weapon is most feared by knights? A can opener."

"The cops came to my door to give me a ticket for a dog at large. They say he was chasing a kid on a bike. I said, ""that's not true, my dog can't ride a bike."""

"Don't mess with muslins... They have short fuses."

"Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra before comitting suicide He died hard"

"Duck Jokes What do you call a duck addicted to crack? A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car? His windshield was quacked."

"Saying no thanks to a CW's offer to hit me with their car so I could take the day off proves decisions shouldn't be made before coffee"

"What's a weeaboo's favorite religion Animism"

"Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus and am I a proportioned tiny wooden stick? Because we're a match!"