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Joke of the Day

"I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down memory lane."

"I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.I said, ""No, I'll probably put it in the living room."""

"Don't make fun of a retarded dwarf it's not big and it's not clever"

"You can't spell ""Schwarzenegger"" without ""google."""

"How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb? One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs"

"""911, please help im dying"" Good cop: help is on the way Bad cop: just suck it up and be a man Dad cop: hi dying, im dad"

"What do you say to a black guy with a job? Keep at it, inmate!"

"Teacher to child: 'do you know how to spell banana? Child: 'Yes, but I don't know when to stop'."

"Coworker: Do you party? Me: Well I do schedule two nights a month that I stay up past 11pm. So yeah."

"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? One of them left the chamber alive."