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Joke of the Day

"What do ants drink? Tea. It's an ant tea joke."

"""Dad, you were at 63%, so I unplugged your phone to plug mine in"" *Drives ex-son to homeless shelter"

"Where's the school for the blind? ... It's hard to see."

"I have a joke about US history but..... I'm going to rewrite it."

"[NSFW] I was seeing a girl once, five actually... Then the sorority started looking into the strange sounds in the attic."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"Executioner: any last words? Me: pineapple belongs on pizza. Hit the switch"

"What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!"

"[school] Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing? Billy? ""Abolishing slavery."" And... ""Slaying vampires."" Very good."

"Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, ""Joke Man"" What do you call two gay guys named Bob? Oral Roberts!"