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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you eat soup in the Matrix... Because there is no spoon...."
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"My parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I said I wanna watch. So they let me"
"Son - ""Mom, don't get scared but I'm calling you from the hospital..."" Mom - ""Son you've been a doctor for 4 years, and you still go on with that shit."""
"Did you hear a macaroni penguin is running against Trump? He's leading in the poles."
"If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have? Someone else's pants on. My grandfathers favorite joke."
"You don't know what you have until it's gone.... For example, toilet paper"
"I hate when I sit on the toilet and my legs fall asleep ..because then they can't sleep when I go to bed"
"People wonder what my abusive father does after mom left us... Beats me.."
"Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez? im farting carrots, im farting carrots..."
"You can only enjoy Lord of the Rings if you're taking heroin... It's called high fantasy."