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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes but I'm a bit tired of it."
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"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance......... The 5 stages of wearing a condom."
"Pansexuals are like teenagers They eat whatever is in front of them"
"Whats the difference between a woman and a plate? You can lick a plate dry"
"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."
"Me: congrats! Are you pregnant? Her: (awkwardly) Noooo... Me: *panics* do you wanna be? -great save- thanks brain"
"Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck? Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records."
"No thanks, 28 yr old hitting on me at the bar... With our age difference, I wouldn't be a cougar... more like a saber-toothed tiger."
"What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away? Da rude sandstorm"
"So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died."