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Joke of the Day

"Unix is so disorganized There's a cat in the man pages."

"I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke... ...but the good ones were all already exhausted."

"How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away."

"What do you call an airline run by nazis? Aryan Air"

"A nerd walks in a Norwegian forest and asks his tour guide... so tell me, where are those YouTube trolls?"

"What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won't stop chasing you? Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk."

"I got my retainer today So pleathe excuthe me if i talk funny for a few dayth"

"I know it's normal to be naked in front of your doctor, but I still get really self-conscious every time I go to the optometrist"

"Why didn't anyone believe the transsexual's confession? It was a case of 'he said, she said'"

"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."