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"""Sookie!"" -70% of True Blood dialogue"
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"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."
"I was addicted to porn... ...but then I beat it."
"My friend was putting lipstick on her forehead She said she was trying to make-up her mind"
"I went to the doctor.... he pulled down his pants, and I said, ""Dr. ewwwwww!"" He said, ""My name's not Drew."""
"Foreigner: I wanna know what love is.. Me: It's a feeling you get when.. Foreigner: I want you to show me.. Me: Ok, like wow. We just met"
"Two men were remembering their wedding days. ""It was dreadful"" said Fred. ""I got the most terrible fright."" ""What happened?"" asked Harry. ""I married her"" replied Fred."
"What's the difference between a star and America? The star has a bright future."
"""Kill two birds with one stone."" When in history was there a surplus of birds and a shortage of stones?"
"[Touring Italy] Guide: Bathroom anyone? Me: I peed at the Tower of Pizza Guide: That's Pisa Me: Sorry. I took a pisa at the Tower of Pizza"