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Joke of the Day
"Black joke What did god say when he made a balck guy? Oh shit I burnt one"
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"Simba was moving too slow, so I told him........... Mufasa"
"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"
"What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? A sweet potato."
"People laugh cos I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"My drivers Ed teacher told me to pull over somewhere safe... Five minutes later he said, ""Why haven't you pulled over yet?"" I said, ""Because we're still in Detroit."""
"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette"
"It's not a walk of shame if you leave on a pogo stick."
"Say what you will about dung beetles... ...at least they have their shit together."
"BREAKING: Israel Planning Surgery to Have its Dick Removed From GOP candidates Mouths"