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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"The company that makes the Opera browser have asked Sir Patrick Stewart to redesign their logo They want him to make its O."

"My mom said she is going Indiana. I said: That's gross mom I don't want to hear about your sex life."

"How Long is a Chinese guy."

"What does a South American say after someone sneezes? Belize you."

"Why was 10 afraid of 11? Because Eleven has crazy superpowers."

"Why does the police officer get up early in the morning? To beat the crowds."

"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"

"NSFW How is a female cyclist like a prostitute? They both peddle pussy!"

"Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room."