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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"I hate when people say Hitler did nothing wrong afterall he did commit suicide..."

"If she doesn't scream ""YES!"" in bed... I don't know. Maybe start asking her different questions?"

"What did the nun wear to the casino? Her gambling habit."

"Other than THAT Ms. Lincoln, how was the play?"

"A coworker and myself had a competition to see who was more sensitive I was pretty sad I came in second place."

"Windows 10 The punchline is in the title."

"Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to."

"What did the keyboard say to the mouse? stop with the cheesey jokes!"

"I hope this new health care bill also includes every American's right to a lollipop after leaving the doctor."