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Joke of the Day

"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."

"Greece is a good example of capital punishment."

"Neighbor A combination of horse and pig"

"We have enough breakfast items for the toaster now, food scientists. Move on to the car heater vent."

"The most toxic substances known to mankind. 1. Arsenic 2. Cyanide 3. Polonium 4. Mercury 5. The League of Legends community"

"Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same."

"What's the best thing about a penis? Think long and hard before you answer this one."

"What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !"

"Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher? The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor."

"A general reads War and Peace another soldier asked him how he liked it ""liked the first half, hated the second. "" he said"