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Joke of the Day
"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants"
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"A man is praying to God because his son is a stripper. God replies, you think you've got it bad, my son thinks he's a doctor."
"I can't wait for the stage of capitalism where we have to watch a 15 second advertisement before we remember a memory."
"STEP 1: Sign up for email newsletter STEP 2: Receive email newsletter STEP 3: Delete unread email newsletter for the rest of your life"
"What's concurrency? Fake money they use in prisons."
"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."
"My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, ""your daughter"" wasn't the right answer."
"ME: who's a good boy!! DOG: did you just misgender me you genderphobic heteronormative piece of shit ME: what DOG: bark"
"My friend is addicted to drinking brake fluids... but he tells me that he can stop any time."
"3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play? Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet. 3-year-old: Wife: 3-year-old: Babies are lazy."