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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jokes do bad comedians tell their audience? Bad jokes."
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"My idea of Hell would be Ben Affleck reading me a sushi menu in his ""Boston guy"" voice."
"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"
"I would like a warm hound please ""Excuse me?"" A flaming puppy ""..."" Fire canine ""Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?"" Yes. A scorching pooch"
"Not paying more than $2,000 a kilo. And can we stop communicating through Twitter? I feel like these DM's are going to go public someday."
"With the Brexit vote being compared to the Presidential election, I have only one thing to say Make America Great Britain again!"
"You guys wanna hear a sushi joke? Alright... How do you make a tuna roll? Push it down a hill."
"Circumcision jokes are.... ....pointless."
"The U.S. has more prisons than degree-granting colleges. How absurd. To fix that, we should merge some prisons and split up some colleges."
"Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money? All their work is pro Bono."