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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jokes do bad comedians tell their audience? Bad jokes."
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"A video game where you are haunted by ghosts of your ancestors. They swarm around you and moan ""get a job"" or ""we are so disappointed."""
"What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called? One second mom, I'm coming!"
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over ME: knock knock COP: who's there ME: do you know why I pulled you over COP: *begins to sweat* n..no"
"A man entered a bar A man entered in a bar holding a gun and said ""who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" a voice was heard from the back ""you don't have enough bullets mate"""
"None of this is appropriate for anybody. Take the 18+ out of your bio."
"YOU EVER SHIT SOOO GOOD YOU CUM? AND GET ALL LIGHT HEADED AND SHIT? -UNCLE SAM T."
"What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!"
"Did you hear about the three Mexicans who robbed a bank? One of them was captured but the other two vanished without a tres."
"Football joke How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn? Paint an endzone on it."