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Joke of the Day

"In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria? I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs."

"""Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"" said mommy bear. ""Who hasn't"" muttered daddy bear. ""What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"""

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice..."

"A man is in his doctors office. The doctor says ""Sir you need to stop masturbating"". ""Why"" asks the man. The doctor replies ""It's making it difficult to finish the examination""."

"Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep? With the fishes."

"What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian? ""I'm Slavic and I know it"""

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."

"What's the correct instrument for measuring how fat your mom is? A size-mom-meter"

"ME: *vaping* FRIEND: is that just a fountain pen? ME: *ink all over my teeth* nope"

"2018 Oscars for Best actor & Supporting actor goes to Sean Penn for the movie ""El Chapo: La traicion"""