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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !"
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"Standing in the liquor store, trying to decide if tonight's dose of self-loathing and regret should have a screw-top or a cork."
"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? So they can look like their mothers."
"What kind of apes can you find swinging on vines? GrApes"
"What would one call a movie about meth addictions? Need for speed."
"A Boston Marathon runner was asked about his experience. He said it was a blast."
"when I die I want you to save my skull and use me as a paperweight (and kiss me when no one is looking)"
"What's the difference between a statesman and a politician? A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman."
"Did you hear that great joke about Schrodinger's cat?"
"[boss's office] BOSS: Do you like my fire place? ME: Actually, it's one word: ""fireplace"" BOSS: You're fired ME: Oh, I get it now"