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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !"
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"Did anyone happen to DVR Twitter for me? I missed the last 3 weeks and I would like to fast forward through all the Justin Bieber parts."
"I overheard someone say all Asians are ninjas. I would've told him how racist that sounded but he was black and I didn't want to get mugged."
"What do you call a black mage? A Negro-mancer"
"Ever been to a Canadian mosh pit? ""Oh sorry eh! Oh! Sorry! Sorry, eh? Sorry? So sorry! Oh! Oh no.... Sorry, eh?"""
"Siri, who's in my trunk?"
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"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got the gas bill"
"I once applied for a job to work as a blacksmith.... The blacksmith asked me if I'd ever shooed a horse. I said ""no, but I once told a donkey to piss off."""
"The Water Fight Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! No one's a match for me and my kettle."