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Joke of the Day
"My wife accused me of being immature... So I told her to get out of my fort."
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"Life is all about trying way too hard to look like you're not trying."
"grade A funny I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."
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"So I fired my sphere maker... He kept cutting corners."
"I was informed last week that ""cheat day"" does not mean what I thought it did. In related news: Baby, sit down. I have to tell you somethin"
"I like to push the envelope because it's probably a bill, and eventually it'll fall off the table."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider."
"If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive... They'd eventually find me attractive"
"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"