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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a crackhead and a methhead? Toothless methheads give better $3.50 blowjobs"

"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"

"What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital? Being made comfortable."

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up."

"What do you call a disappointing white wine? Prosecc-oh..."

"So this guy is making a construction joke... But he's still working on it."

"Some people have difficulties sleeping... but I can do it with my eyes closed."

"People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that."

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"What do you call a Canadian in outer space? An Eh-lien!"