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Joke of the Day

"People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that."

"Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner."

"My friends keep telling me I'm in the closet. I just tell them it's Narnia business."

"Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!"

"Hey baby I put the sex, in dyslexic ;)"

"I've limited my friends to 3 people that know how to split a dinner bill w/o causing a fiasco and life has been awesome since."

"Whag did one cat say to the other? Meow"

"I just got awake from sleep, after 61 days April Fools :D got it ; 61 days ..earlier ..from today right, no ? alright move on :|"

"Nobody ever explained similes to me; I honestly cannot tell you what it has been like."

"Difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road? The dog had skid marks in front of it."