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Joke of the Day

"People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that."

"Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side."

"A forest fire is the world's way of adding black trees to the forest community."

"Did you know Brian Welch, the former drummer of Korn opened up an Orphanage in India? ...and you should have seen the look on those little orphans' faces when they heard korn was coming!"

"I think we all know who the big fat loser was tonight... Rosie O'Donnell"

"Drake the type of nigga to get a wanted star in Grand Theft Auto, drive to the police station and turn himself in."

"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift. Edit: Someone didn't like the word guys in it"

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boy scouts come back from camp."

"My friend had to step in as the lead of Little Shop of Horrors at the last second. He was Suddenly Seymour."