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Joke of the Day
"So this guy is making a construction joke... But he's still working on it."
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"I won't say she's a cunt, but she has a certain je ne sais twat."
"Did you know Helen Keller is on the back of the Alabama quarter? ""No, and I bet she hasn't heard about it."" ""She probably hasn't seen it either."""
"What do you call a Jamaican squid? Calamarley"
"I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a girls ass."
"I like racists jokes the same way that I like black people I don't like racists jokes."
"Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul"
"What is it called when a Jewish woman ovulates? An Eggsodus."
"I almost got busted for shoplifting candy today... But I got out of it. I've got a couple of twix up my sleeve."