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Joke of the Day
"Dictinry for sell. Never use."
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"What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence? A falcon genius."
"GOP Moves To Block Obama From Naming Scalia Successor.... They believe a black president only gets 3/5ths of a term"
"Roses are red Violets are Glorious Don't play hide and go seek with Oscar Pistorius."
"Husband: ""I have good news and bad news"" Wife: ""Tell me the bad news first."" Husband: ""The washing machine broke."" Wife: ""And the good news?"" Husband: ""The dogs are clean."""
"Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy."
"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside... if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down, push in and out... faster and faster! Yep that's how you wash a cup."
"If you are a rock climber and are looking for new carabiner... I can get you a nice hookup on a deal. Edit: Apparently I can't edit the title to add the missing letter."
"A man who is infatuated with soil... has a dirty fetish."
"What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department."