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Joke of the Day

"1: Twas the night before xmas, & all thru the house Dad was trashed on Grey Goose, mom spilled merlot on her blouse"

"I walked in a Library... I walked in a library and asked the librarian for a book about small penises. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet"". I replied ""Yeah, that's the one"""

"What do you call children that are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts"

"I was suddenly awoken with a blowjob this morning That's the last time I fall asleep with my mouth open on the train"

"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad? That's methed-up!"

"A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy..."""

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

"I hope I will get a girlfriend before I die. It turns out I get an eternal life"

"The largest city in the world is... Dublin. Because it keeps on Dublin and Dublin"

"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."