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Joke of the Day
"I hope I will get a girlfriend before I die. It turns out I get an eternal life"
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"Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No"
"Why are the whores in the docks never hungry? There are so much seamen there."
"Dogs that don't bark are the most dangerous of all They're woofless"
"[Spain, 1578] ""I'm not a witch!"" But all the cats? ""My pets!"" The broom? ""For cleaning!"" The cauldron of boiling children? ""Ok I'm a witch."""
"I lasted an hour and 15 seconds in sex yesterday. thanks you daylight savings"
"What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence? Fresh prints."
"What's Obama's favorite thing to do on the weekend? Socialize"
"What type of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."
"She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes."