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Joke of the Day
"I pull more tail.. ..than a slow kid at a petting zoo."
Next Joke
"ran out of deodorant this morning, so I spritzed on some windex. Now birds keep crashing into my armpits :("
"Why are penguins socially awkward? Because they can't break the ice."
"What's the difference between a gynecologist and a pedophile music teacher? The teacher fucks his singers, the gyno sucks his fingers."
"What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."
"Ok gas pump, enough! Credit or debit? Zip code? Reward Card? Car Wash? Receipt? What octane? It takes less buttons to launch a nuke!"
"In the future, bars will have airtight tubes people can go fart in. The tubes will have pipes that connect to prisons."
"What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air"
"Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much I want to see my own naked body."
"I'm sick of my mate Adam. He walks round like he's gods gift to women."