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Joke of the Day

"In the future, bars will have airtight tubes people can go fart in. The tubes will have pipes that connect to prisons."

"My work out class has a cancellation policy of $15 if you cancel too late. Which means I just spent $15 NOT to work out. I am my own hero."

"Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs? Because B-shells were too small."

"A guy walks into a bar ouch If you didn't get it think about in literal terms"

"Kinder No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."

"one liner: a dyslexic tells a joke two Jews walk into a bra"

"A use for a banana Bring a banana instead of a sign if you're protesting to ban Ana."

"I gave up on building a house of cards. I couldn't stand it."

"What's the fastest drink in the world ? Sonic the eggnog."

"What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court!!!"