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Joke of the Day

"In the future, bars will have airtight tubes people can go fart in. The tubes will have pipes that connect to prisons."

"""Hello 911?"" ""Someone just stole my status on Facebook... yes, I'll hold."""

"What did the existential pig say? What ham I?"

"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"[meeting] BOSS: We need a name that gives us a good ad slogan ME: Perhapselline? MY NEMESIS GARY: Maybelline? B: You're incredible, Gary"

"What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"Why aren't there any Jewish gangsters? Because they don't ""come from the hood"""

"A racist, a billionaire and a mysogynist walk into a bar... ...Barkeeper: ""Hey Donald, what's up?"""

"my doctor told me to watch my drinking and so i bought some mirrors"

"A family of freudians have a problem... It was complex to say the least."