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Joke of the Day
"You were so beautiful, until your 30 day trial of photoshop ended."
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"The store that has everything. I keep hearing about this amazing store that has EVERYTHING. Unfortunately I cant find it anywhere... anyone know where ""Participating Locations"" is at?"
"I never got why nice guys don't get all the girls... I mean they do finish last, I thought girls liked that."
"Trying to think of a good chemistry pun But all the good ones argon"
"What do you call a horny dog in the kitchen? A fur-tile bitch"
"If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits."
"How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb."
"my spirit guide told me to scale the shelves at Cosco and build a nest with toilet paper"
"When I'm feeling down. I just remind myself that I've won just as many Oscars as Leonardo Dicaprio"
"A. 34 Q. How many seconds can I watch a BRILLIANT, ADDICTIVE, SMART television show before checking the internet?"