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Joke of the Day
"If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits."
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"judge: 99 yrs me: is it cos i called ur gavel a justice hammer? judge: no that actually helped me: killing then judge: yeah the killing"
"How many niggers does it take to win a war? All of them."
"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they hate Dick's"
"Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!"
"Kids React [removed]"
"Plans are already underway for a Trump Library... It's the first time a Presidential library will have *just* scratch and sniff books."
"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"
"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."
"*UFO attacks* Govt: It's a weather balloon. *UFO destroys Eiffel Tower* Govt: Weather balloon. *UFO conquers Earth* Govt: Weather balloon."