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"What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as? A completely rational fear."
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"Toilet stolen from police station Cops have nothing to go on."
"Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian. That's what most Christians do anyways."
"So a man robbed an underwear store... ...and the perpetrator was arrested briefly."
"What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights? Feminem"
"Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents."
".@tonyhawk Will you kick flip over my coffin at my funeral? Need to know by Friday."
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