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Joke of the Day

"Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers."

"What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite."

"I like my women like I like my wine Red and full of alcohol."

"How much do dirty deeds cost again? -Malcolm Young"

"I burned my hand on the stove. On the bright side, now I have a black girlfriend."

"Just texted her ""thanks for choking on me"" I meant ""checking"" but kinda curious what the response is gonna be."

"Joke of the Month What do you say when people tell you June is already over?"

"What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy"

"What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan."

"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"