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Joke of the Day

"Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot)"

"Why did the eyeglasses model become a beekeeper? He heard that beauty was in the eyes of the bee holder."

"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"

"What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach? Flip-Flips."

"You know you're not a Harry Potter fan if: you think a parcel-tongue is someone who can speak to packages."

"Even though I know its wrong. I don't know whats right... Damn math problems!"

"when it comes to birth control, an ounce of prevention is worth about 6 and a half pounds of cure This should be here instead of r/funny"

"A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity."

"I just read that the average person spends 2 weeks waiting for a traffic light to change. Fuck that. I'd run it after 3 or 4 minutes tops."

"I run a nonprofit organization that helps keep homeless substance abusers warm during harsh winters. It's called Snuggies for Druggies"