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Joke of the Day

"Just been banned from my church's Easter service. Apparently the first words Jesus spoke after emerging from his tomb weren't ""Ta-Daa!"""

"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"Fishing for Jupiter fart fish off the wing of the space shuttle."

"My drivers license says I'm an organ donor, but jokes on them because I own a piano."

"twitter has a very ""high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes"" vibe"

"I just want to be fit enough to reach into my glove compartment, without crying."

"I hate when I give people nicknames like ""stupid face"" on my phone and I cant remember who the stupid face is."

"How many ""friendzoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"If tom cats refuse to eat their food Are they boycatting it?"

"Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line."