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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line."

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"Just walking down the ""Gluten Free"" aisle, secretly dropping boxes of Twinkies in everyone's carts."
"Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it."
"My wife wanted a Christmas tree in every room But I said no way that's overkill. So we compromised and now there's a Christmas tree in every room."
"If you had a gun with 1 bullet and you see Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton chilling in a boat in pacific ocean who would you shoot? I'd shoot god damn fucking boat because both deserves to sink."
"What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe? The Continental OP."
"Girl you must be a freezer, because I want to put a dead clown in you."
"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"
"Your momma is so fat, we are all concerned for her health."
"People keep saying I need to be more assertive Is that okay?"
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