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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway? Because he was snowed in."
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"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."
"What do you call a knight who cheats on tests? Glancelot"
"At this point, it's kind of embarrassing if your pet isn't a YouTube sensation."
"Does it creep anyone else out that Donald Duck eats a turkey dinner on 'Once Upon A Christmas'? Isn't that a form of cannibalism?"
"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"
"I lost 150 pounds, here's my story. Some knobhead stole my wallet."
"What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt."
"Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!"
"I couldn't remember what time the sun was set to rise this morning. But then it dawned on me."