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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't remember what time the sun was set to rise this morning. But then it dawned on me."
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"Joined Match.com... And all I got was a lit cigarette"
"Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'"
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!"
"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."
"Someone didnt click the button in /r/thebutton Yeah... Thats a good joke , he impossible!"
"I always get burnt during summer time. I would go under trees but they're a little shady."
"Why was the picture acquitted of the charge for murder? Because it was framed."
"What's blue and fucks grannies Pneumonia...."
"Is it just me... Or are circles pointless"