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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."
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"What do you tell a nazi with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told Richard Spencer twice!"
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"I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom. You know, to make it more classy."
"BEST JOKE EVER Just a corny joke I though off. Hope it brings a smile to your day (: Why was Justin Biber in Frozen? Cuz aparently he likes ""snow""."
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